You wake up to an earthquake in west Japan. And you find out that you are really Gilbert Gottfried. So you stab yourself into your secret vagina and bleed. You decide to drink your blood because you are a self-pire. So, you are handed a cheeseburger with nails in it, you proceed to throw up kittens. Then you wake up and realized that it was nothing but a dream. You are handed a cheeseburger with nails. "That wasn't a dream." The cheeseburger turns into a narwhal. Rift then proceeds