Look at this shit and laugh.



Yep, you just really saw that.

Yes I did, and I realized that all of those obesity ads on TV have worked, SANTA IS SLIM!

Did santa get a hair colour change? Cool.

Nowadays they sell l'oreal hair dye in the North Pole, didn't you know that?

That reminds me, why does santa have to live in the arctic? The antarctic is a continent, therefore being a better place to live.

Lol, I don't get what you say :P

I essentially said:Why does Santa have to live in the north pole when he can live in the south pole?

Simply, beacuse the north pole is closer to north america, which is where santa goes first.
OMG forumite ftw.

I'm not christian but I reckon santa should live south. You get some
news, movies and songsway before we do, in the down under country.

I believe he should live over the Bermuda triangle. This avoid people to make movies of him secretly.
*Drum sounds*