Life isn't working with me atm...
First my $4k 80" got broke from my cat and then pissed on..
Then in the middle of the night 2 fuckers broke into my house and end up getting their asses handed to them.
I was asleep and at 3:39 AM I heard glass break, I woke up and walked into the front room and saw a guy with a mask on and he looked at me, and I ran and tackled him to the ground, I then grabbed his left arm and punched him in the face, and then I felt a bat bust me in the back of my back, and I fell over. He threw the bat and got ontop of me and I grabbed his head and headbutted him into his nose. He got up stumbling, I grabbed his back and slammed him headfirst into my wall leaving blood on the wall, then the guy that I punched got up and went to swing, I picked him up and slammed him onto my glass $95 table and then grabbed the bat and swung one good hit into the side of his face and then called the cops. I have a bad headache and shit..
Why is my life going hard.. Also, NEVER break into a US Marines house, espically if they know MMA.