Secret Santa 2024
View Poll Results: agree
yes
9 Votes / 64.29%
no
2 Votes / 14.29%
i'd rather leave
3 Votes / 21.43%
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"XPaD is my favourite brand of tampons."
Originally Posted by Kaneki333 View Post
I'm Brazilian, i'm alredy fucked every day i wake up

"But fisting leaves bruises"

Thats mine.

It has multiple meanings.
Yar-Har-Fiddle-De-De, Do what you want cause a Pirate is free!
Originally Posted by Yourface View Post
Saint could figure it out, she just sent me a picture of my house.

I was like, "the fuck she didn't."

Lol'd hard.