Last edited by Forreign; Mar 27, 2018 at 10:28 PM.
i listened to my london cab driver's mixtape* but nothing could prepare me for what happened 44 seconds in: a beep so loud that it knocked me unconscious. suddenly, a vision appeared of our planet as a burning hellscape ravaged by flames. he assumed his true form and invited me to escape to a planet called G-Unit 30B.