There once was a big evil Nobuddie. He once had a strange dream about Slycooper, Jtank, Tempo, playing a game called Toribash. They played it really really hardcore all the fucking spare time they had. They used it to blast off monkey Island Chapter 1, and to backflip, then they used Scissor Kick Punch, then they rejoined because the Penisses which they were sucking got AIDS, they were named 'The cockgaggers' because thats what MarcoYEH and Moop are called (It's a long sentence). But than Hampa came to their hotel and made a movie about today. So they said:
Hampa: "Hello Toribash, get off my lawn or I'll fucking get my duck in your pants while drinking eggs and cheese sauce."
Tempo: "Oh yeah?"
Moltee: "Yeah !"
Slycooper and Jtank fuse.
Suddenly Nobuddie's awakened. He went to Dennys' Chipmunk Factory to eat ChipMunk flavored rasins and strawberries, when something happened: