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I been trolling 2 officials of the danish army for 6 hrs few days ago! \o/ military faggots will never have me!!!

I recieved this letter few weeks ago about the army visit, since i've the danish citizen too i HAD to go there (otherway i could get in jail or have to pay a big fine)....
then the 2nd i went to the caserm, had my logic tests, saw few brainwash videos, and then I told to the official (by speaking in english), that i couldnt understand shit (not true because also if im not really good with danish i could understand a good part of it). trololol
then we got a sandwich offerd by the army.
and we had to get under medical check... I looked the official by standing 10 cm to his face and i said "what if i refuse to get under medical check?".
LOL he from the face it seems noone never asked such thing.
he said "u have to, everyone do it, why u dont want?"
i just replied "u didnt answer at my question, there are consequences if i refuse to do that check?"
he just started to stammer nervously.
then he went to call anothe official and we been discussing a bit....

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At least you got a free sandwich out of them. Not sure how Danish armed forces handle things, but a buddy of mine here in the US got out of marines by telling them he was gay. I live in a totalitarian theocracy, so this reason might not get you out there. There is a song called Alice's Restaurant (by Arlo Guthrie), it's a 19 minute long ramble...includes this applicable excerpt below... moral -- littering can get you out of the draft.
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i almost tackled a girl at the gym when i was on the treadmill, stopped it, and stopped my feet so i flew out the back and almost into the girl, luckily the bitch had catlike reflexes LOL
I know this thread is fucking old but whatever...
Got arrested for skateboarding and had to pay an 100 € bill, and like 15 metres away were drunk guys doing shit and the police officers just ignored them wtf ... I almost wanted to bitchslap those cops ..
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What. WHAT. 100 OMFGOFMGOFMGOFM IT'S SHITLOAD OF MUNIEZ D: It's liek 300-400 "zlotych", and it's much money (30-40 Pilot's G2 :3)
Originally Posted by aleks95 View Post
What. WHAT. 100 OMFGOFMGOFMGOFM IT'S SHITLOAD OF MUNIEZ D: It's liek 300-400 "zlotych", and it's much money (30-40 Pilot's G2 :3)

ye had to pay 40 bucks extra because I said that thats bullshit and its not fair ...
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