Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by Apollox99
Zombie do you live in the Ghetto? Also another story of mine or well should I say person is our neighbor and he watchs over his property with a sniper rifle in case the "Tree people" attack.
Wth? I would have him institutionalized.
Originally Posted by COM(B)AT
my language arts teacher thinks she flew with peter pan
What is she on?
I've been sentenced to life in a rich white banker's scrotal sac!
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
I was riding down a hill, with lots of gravel and decided to ride down the hill without using brakes. My friend advised me not too but i didnt listen. I smacked into a bump, going pretty fast and front flipped-and-a-half over my bike and skidded along the gravel for about 3 metres. I asked by friend is my elbow bleeding? All i could feel was a slight stinging on my elbow. I went to the nearest cafe and got it bandaged up. About five minutes later it was still bleeding through the bandage. Then when i got home my mum decided we should go to a and e (accident and emergency, somewhere that im very familiar with as im fairly accident prone) and get it checked out. We waited five hours befroe the doctor said it was too dirty too stitch. He gave me a toothbrush and said to go home and scrub it. This fucking hurt. After that i wore a bandage for about a month and it healed up. Now i have a lovely scar on my elbow where it was torn apart by gravel.
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
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A few years ago, I was at my friends house and we were riding our bikes at night is his driveway. It was really dark, so I lost my orientation and I just plopped over and fell. I didn't hit anything or what-not, I just fell to the side and slammed into the gravel. Well, we kept riding some more and then we went inside. It was then that I saw my whole arm was covered in human crap. :o Just kidding. It was blood. Anywho, I got a large gash on my elbo and now have a scar there.
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A few years ago, I was at my friends house and we were riding our bikes at night is his driveway. It was really dark, so I lost my orientation and I just plopped over and fell. I didn't hit anything or what-not, I just fell to the side and slammed into the gravel. Well, we kept riding some more and then we went inside. It was then that I saw my whole arm was covered in human crap. :o Just kidding. It was blood. Anywho, I got a large gash on my elbo and now have a scar there.
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
This happened when I was about 7 or so. We were camping, and I started picking up these weird-looking pebbles. I showed them to my dad, and they were actually dried-up peices of racoon turd. 
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by CaptZeroth
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A few years ago, I was at my friends house and we were riding our bikes at night is his driveway. It was really dark, so I lost my orientation and I just plopped over and fell. I didn't hit anything or what-not, I just fell to the side and slammed into the gravel. Well, we kept riding some more and then we went inside. It was then that I saw my whole arm was covered in human crap. :o Just kidding. It was blood. Anywho, I got a large gash on my elbo and now have a scar there.
More or less funny, rather gross.
