tell me the truth, would you rather have me shove a hammer up your ass and drink your bodily fluids or have me tie you to a table and rip off your fingernails with my dick ;)
I don't know... one-liners normally don't really flatter me... however, I have heard: '"Do you believe in love in first sight? or should I walk by again...?"
I use that one a lot. lol, although I am a female sooo... Not to sure if my opinion is all too valid here. Whatever. :3
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