“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
- Benjamin Franklin
“The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.”
- Socrates
“True friends stab you in the front.”
- Oscar Wilde
Funny ones :P
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
- Oscar Wilde
“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”
- Dick Cavett
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”
- Dame Edna Everage
“That is the saving grace of humor. If you fail no one is laughing at you.”
- A. Whitney Brown
“Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.”
- Christopher Morely
“Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.”
- Salma Hayek
“The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
- E.B. White
“You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.”
- W. Somerset Maugham
“I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.”
- Frank Howard Clark
