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Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure
Last edited by Simon; Dec 9, 2011 at 07:54 AM.
piratez
Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor,
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<Jarmund>puta keppario
Cogito ergo sum
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Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead
Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
<Jarmund>puta keppario
Cogito ergo sum
Ex-Tori Agent | OBT Member | [Reaper] | A.k.a. void/prada
Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists.
Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists. Unfortunately the condom broke during his intercourse with his disabled mom so he does in fact have, aids. To cure the aids he had to find a very rare plant, that is almost impossible to find. After 1 week of searching
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Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists. Unfortunately the condom broke during his intercourse with his disabled mom so he does in fact have, aids. To cure the aids he had to find a very rare plant, that is almost impossible to find. After 1 week of searching he found the plant, which ended up being fried by a thunder (yeah, it was raining that day), and he could no longer be cured of AIDS.

Knowing this ...
Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists. Unfortunately the condom broke during his intercourse with his disabled mom so he does in fact have, aids. To cure the aids he had to find a very rare plant, that is almost impossible to find. After 1 week of searching he found the plant, which ended up being fried by a thunder (yeah, it was raining that day), and he could no longer be cured of AIDS.

Knowing this he decided to become the speader of the great killer. He went from coast to coast speading AIDS to every child, chicken, and preacher in every village he passed. In the end...
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Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists. Unfortunately the condom broke during his intercourse with his disabled mom so he does in fact have, aids. To cure the aids he had to find a very rare plant, that is almost impossible to find. After 1 week of searching he found the plant, which ended up being fried by a thunder (yeah, it was raining that day), and he could no longer be cured of AIDS.

Knowing this he decided to become the speader of the great killer. He went from coast to coast speading AIDS to every child, chicken, and preacher in every village he passed. In the end...



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