okay.. heres mine

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k, so there is this guy right? and he is very young.. 7 years old. he loves cookies.

so his neighbor is a girl and she is pretty much the god of cookies to the boy. the girl asks the boy can i come in your house? the boy says "hell no, but you can if you give me a cookie." the girl gives the boy a cookie and his mom yells "do your chores son!" the boy says "i gtg.." the girl says "can i come to?!" the boy says "if you give me a cookie you can come.."

after the boy finishes his chores the boy says "sorry, you have to leave i need to take a bath >_>" the girl says "il give you a cookie if i can come." the boy says "okay.." the boy gets in the bath and the girl says "wtf is that?" the boy says "its my dude, but its very fragile, so no touchy!" then the girl says can i touch it if i give you a cookie?" "FINE! >_>" says the boy.

later that night the girl gives a cookie to the boy so she can go in bed with him. then the girl says "il give you 500 cookies if you let me play with your dude." the boy says yes and then goes to bed..

in the morning the boy yells "OMGOMGOMG WHERE IN COW IS MY PENUS (((" The girl then says in a defensive voice " it started to leak so i bit it off, i saved you life, ungreatfull butt nugget.. >_>"

END

meh uncreative,

atleast it had a very rare name calling word in it .. but nugget

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. Hedecides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

cata thats not the kind of funny where you fall of your chair but its pretty amazingly funny anyways..

i realize i made no sence at all ^_^

Lol, thanks :P

ok tis is my joke the mom and the dad were doing it and the boy said mo what r u doing and the dad said making a cake and the boy said ehats that on moomies face and the dad said its icing

you should have made the boy stay and the dad would be forced to eat mom

A thief goes into a store and puts a 20 on the counter and asks for change. then he pulls a gun out and asks for the money in the register. he then t5akes the money from the register, and leaves the 20 in the counter. The total he took from the register totaled $15. when a thief gives you money for money, is a crime committed?

=D
made it up a while.....ago

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a stratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool