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[Chess] The Rofl Raffle
Brought to you by [Chess]!


This is a small raffle in which the participants must pay a small fee in order to enter for a chance to win a nice prize!
The fee you ask?

MAKE US LAUGH!

That's right, to enter our raffle you must make me and my members laugh.
It can be a picture, video, quote, saying, or any other kind of humor.
You are allowed an attempted entry once every four hours. This gives you a total of 42 tries at entering.
We will recognise only winning and invalid entrees. If you were ignored, then you can attempt again once four hours has past.

PRIZE
Hunter force
Hunter relax
10,000

RULES
Stay within forum rules and regulation.
Racism, sexism, or other forms of offensive behavior or actions will not be tolerated.
Do not steal funnies from other participants.
Large images (exceeding 800 pixels of width or height) should be contained in spoilers.
You are only allowed to post a new attempts once per every four hour period. We don't need spam.

Failure to follow these rules may result in you being blacklisted from this event.

JUDGES
Chess clan members.

END DATE
Two weeks from this post.
(Thursday 3:00 / 3:00AM GMT -0)

ENTREES
Katsudon
Natejas
ago2808
papasmurfa
Th3CrAzY
Temperature
Zus
aakash555
Dose
Wolfe
trikskier
TheE4RTH
xboltx
Joboman
Acesonnall


BLACKLIST
-

Good luck!
Last edited by Shmevin; Apr 20, 2012 at 01:10 PM.
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Just fyi you are allowed to post more than one joke even after you've entered the raffle... Only catch is it has to be 4 hours after your last attempt
Wanna play some [CHESS]? <3
A man was sitting in the park and playing chess against a dog. Passers-by saw them and said:
"Look what a smart dog!"
A man who played against the dog said:
"Sure he is i am leading by 3 to 1 for now!"
Guy 1: Hey look at the Ferriswheel! There's a monkey looking at it.
Guy 2: *Looks at the Ferriswheel*
Guy 2 again: What monkey?
Guy 1: TROLLED
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About 4 hours now.

I read this when I was a few years younger and thought it was funny so here goes.

A boy hears his parents arguing.

He hears "Bitch" and "Bastard"

He is curious to know what they mean so he asks.

"What are bitches and bastards?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen" his parents reply.


Later in the day, he goes to his parents bedroom and hear whispering about "Bras and Panties"

He opens the door and asks "What are bras and panties?"

The parents were shocked and replied "Coats and Jackets"


Later, he goes upstairs and sees his Dad shaving.

"Shit!" He screams when he cuts himself.

"What does shit mean?"

"Shaving cream."


He then goes downstairs and sees his Mum cooking turkey in the oven.

"Fucking hell!" She screams after burning her hand.

"What does Fucking mean?"

"Putting"



Right then, guest arrive at the doorbell.

The boy opens the door and says

"Good evening Bitches and Bastards, hang your bras and panties here.

My Dad is upstairs putting shit on his face and my Mum is in the kitchen fucking the turkey in the oven."
Dose is dead.
A funny conversation in Omegle.

That dude thinks I'm joking... :'(

Snipin' is a good job, mate!
Guy 1: "So, who do you look up to?"
Guy 2: "Drug addicts."
Guy 1: "Uhh... why drug addicts?"
Guy 2: "Cause they're high"
Guy 1: :|

trolololol
Originally Posted by ago2808 View Post

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Originally Posted by papasmurfa View Post
i was bored so i had a productive conversation with cleverbot

;o


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Originally Posted by Katsudon View Post
^ You guys suck at poems.......
I'm so much better!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
GET IN, THE VAN.

Please dont post any more attempts, you were already added.

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Originally Posted by Temperature View Post
A 70-year-old widow decides that she needed to be remarried. So she puts an ad in the paper saying:
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The next day, the doorbell rang. Expecting it to be a husband, the widow jumps up and opens the door. There was a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.
"You don't really expect me to marry you, do you?" asks the widow.
"Of cource I do." he replies.
"But you have no arms." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't hit or beat you." says the man.
"But you have no legs." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't walk out on you." says the man.
"Are you still good in bed?" asks the widow.

The man cocked an eyebrow and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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Originally Posted by Zus View Post
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers, his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab." So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab back to the airport.

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." The businessman said "OK" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.

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Originally Posted by aakash555 View Post

This one personally made by me


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Originally Posted by Dose View Post
About 4 hours now.

I read this when I was a few years younger and thought it was funny so here goes.

A boy hears his parents arguing.

He hears "Bitch" and "Bastard"

He is curious to know what they mean so he asks.

"What are bitches and bastards?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen" his parents reply.


Later in the day, he goes to his parents bedroom and hear whispering about "Bras and Panties"

He opens the door and asks "What are bras and panties?"

The parents were shocked and replied "Coats and Jackets"


Later, he goes upstairs and sees his Dad shaving.

"Shit!" He screams when he cuts himself.

"What does shit mean?"

"Shaving cream."


He then goes downstairs and sees his Mum cooking turkey in the oven.

"Fucking hell!" She screams after burning her hand.

"What does Fucking mean?"

"Putting"



Right then, guest arrive at the doorbell.

The boy opens the door and says

"Good evening Bitches and Bastards, hang your bras and panties here.

My Dad is upstairs putting shit on his face and my Mum is in the kitchen fucking the turkey in the oven."

Added.

Everyone else is allowed to try again after 4 hours from their previous attempt.
And please remember that multiple attempts per posts are not allowed.
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