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Originally Posted by r00bi View Post
i see you, ron burgundy.

Gunna find my baby gunna hold her tight, gunna grab some afternooooon delight

Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Reminded me of The Great Gatsby
See!" he cried triumphantly. "It's a bona-fide piece of printed matter. It fooled me. This fella's a regular Belasco. It's a triumph. What thoroughness! What realism! Knew when to stop, too - didn't cut the pages. But what do you want? What do you expect?"

Interesting, reminds me of a poem by Bo Burnham
Sluts, Sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands or buts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, you'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, but that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

Sort of like a modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald

Originally Posted by SmallBowl View Post
Why is everyone saying Moop is a legend?? I was told he was queen

Princess, idiot

Originally Posted by AlphaN00b View Post
can i be the king pls ?

Only if you can show me 42 rotations of the Macarena while hula-hooping

Originally Posted by Gentleman View Post
Hands off my daughter

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts...

Originally Posted by Shook View Post
hi moob

you're a pretty cool guy

<3

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could build a lumber mill and process all the trees it fells for the construction of fine cabins?

quite frankly a woodchuck taking on those sorts of managerial responsibilities probably wouldn't concern itself with the day-to-day nitty-gritty jobs such as chucking wood. Is this a trick question?

Originally Posted by Ezeth View Post
42

Yes, 42 Macarenas
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


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Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Interesting, reminds me of a poem by Bo Burnham
Sluts, Sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands or buts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, you'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, but that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

Sort of like a modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is nothing about this poem that I don't love.

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Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Only if you can show me 42 rotations of the Macarena while hula-hooping

got it :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wWW2ZFc-XI
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