Wow. America is really weirder than I thought. First of all, around here you wouldn't be put in jail for stabbing someone with a spork unless it was attempted murder or something, lol. It would be way more likely for TheSorrow to pay a compensation for personal suffering. A pretty high one.
No wonder US jails are overcrowded with people if you get arrested for balls fell offing in public.
Also;
Originally Posted by
Juntalis
jailnoob
That made me giggle. Good job.