41
"No, it doesn't matter which parent's on top"

My bio teacher discussing those square things:

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42
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

43
"Ever look at the ingredients list of a Slim Jim? All i gotta say is 'mechanically separated chicken.'"

44
"If you become enlightened between now and the end of the semester, then yes, you may skip the final."

45

"yea we could chloroform dougherty and take his wallet if you want."

46
"Does this cloth smell like chlorophorm to you?"

47
Dear unlucky,
First off, I have no idea why you would write to a person like me as I am inexperienced, see relationships as a sort of restriction, and am so self centered that I couldn’t care less about your plight. But I digress. If she doesn’t know you exist, then you aren’t making yourself known. Go up to her and introduce yourself, discover that she probably already has a boyfriend, and fall into a state of depression in which you will whine about your troubles to me in a later letter.On the off chance this girl doesn’t have a boyfriend and refuses to acknowledge your advances because of your nose, tell her to stop being a superficial bitch and that she’ll never find the perfect man. And call her fat. That way, at least you dragged her along with you into your state of depression, and as a bonus, you may have started her on her way with an eating disorder.

48
"What the hell was that? All it does is shoot you! It doesnt make breakfast at all!"

49

"This is heavy. It hurts my face. Boy, I really hate it."

50
"My favorite part was where Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt!"