Taking a hike isn't an option. If it doesn't work, we'll try helping you, but all I can figure at the moment to do is reinstall. Copying most of the files to the new location wouldn't be so hard to do, and it is an easy (if doubtful) solution.

HOWEVER, no more flaming/spamming this thread. I admit that I was very excessive with what I said, and I hope I don't do it again. So lets just forget about it. If there's a problem, we try to fix it.