i can remember
I just resgisterred and played classic mod
the mofu got my head and more noobs heads
i thinked he rocks
and how loser i am

I thought: Wow, another crappy game to waste my life on

i joined, because i was interested in pivot, and saving replays sounded like saving animations.

so i thought u could save your own custom animation. but it was alot cooler.

i thought i had finally found the perfect game for me. but when i saw the gameplay, it was kinda disappointing. i got used to it over time.

I had no legs.

Got it, started making replays, was like "WOW KICKAWESOME", got pretty good, started a clan, pretty much became a vet (2 year mark coming up in March), and then slowly I was like "Damn this place kind of fails now. Sad." till I got to the point here where I barely see any reason to check the forums.

nomnomnomn

D: Now I have no legs.

Well, my friend introduced me to Toribash, he told me roughly this:

"Wow, like when I was playing with fatbutt McUgly yesterday I, like, totally ripped off his head and he like broke my legs and hit me with them! You should join!"

I was pretty skeptical, especially about the game's name. Was it named after a dude or something?

It took me a month or two to get used to the way it works. And now I'm better than my friend.

after watching a video made by Uncopyrightable, I instantly went , downloaded the game, and then found myself in a shithole server filled with noobs asking me for credits, saying they'd hack me if I didn't. so naturally, I was on the game 24/7 gaining a different belt every two days until my account stopped receiving credits from winning a game. I made this account (my old one was Silverlit) had to REDO all of my belts and crap, but it atleast gave me something to do at the end of summer vacation because I was so (bleep)ing bored. Ive been here since August and I thought the admins were badass gods or something. I was half wrong.