There was also this one time where i was out on a small, frozen pond, with ice thick enough to carry me, my brother and my father at the same time, without cracking. So we made a slippery lane which we would run at and slide to the other end of it... But at some point when i tried, i lost balance, slid on one foot, and inevitably slipped and fell in the best Goofy manner you can imagine. I landed on my back so hard that cracks radiated out from where i hit the ice. Strangely enough, it didn't really hurt that much, and i didn't get injured. And i did, of course, continue sliding around.

To this day, i have yet to break a bone.

Hokay, unlucky moments? Let's see:

First one when I was about 7 years old, I was in this game store and this idiot smoking next to me, he drops his hand and the cigar sticks in my elbow, burning it and I still have the burn

Second one when I was 13, me and my friend were coming back from the supermarket, with me roller skating and my friend biking, my friend goes ahead of me and I have to take a turn, I was going downhill mind you, so I take the turn, and see a bus coming my way, in a split second I jump out of the way, slam onto a parked care, , trip down and skid about 8 meters on the road on my left knee only. Surprisingly I stood up, didn't know what happened, and I was concertized about my Sprite bottle, I look behind me and see a red trail, I look down at my knee and see that the bottom half of my leg has no skin at all, and my knee was deformed or something. And I still have parts of the road stuck in my knee.

Will add later when I remember

Eesh. I have a pretty lucky life compared to you guys.
Except for when I went off a jump on my bike, and accidently turned the handlebars. So I hit the ground, and the end of the handlebar (no grips) went into my knee. So I had a nice little bloody circle.

Oh, and my friend threw a small logish stick into my shin.
It just like.... tore it open. So a 1 inch gash pouring out blood. And the hospital couldn't see me. So I just put a band-aid on it.

Ok, I got a few.

First off: Skating. NOT beneficial to your health.
Incident 1:
I was skating on this horrendous skateboard made of metal that my friend made me. I decided to skate down a hill with a 15% incline. In the industrial district. I decided to ollie on that hill. My trucks were so loose that the wheels touched them. Needless to say, I failed. Hard.

So I flew about 3 meters, onto my elbow. Like, the flat of my elbow, on the inside where tendons and shit are. Onto a freaking Industrial sized bolt that they put in furniture. So, the bolt went half into my arm, about...half an inch deep, and basically cookie-cutting a slab out of my elbow that was about an inch in diameter and half and inch deep. Strange white strands were showing. Figured out they were tendons later.
Not the worst of it, however.
Immediately after seeing this clean crater in my arm caused by a nine inch bolt lying in the middle of the road, my brain screamed 'TETANUS!'
So at this point, my friend had spotted me from the bottom of this hill and was riding up on his bike to the point where I was. (The road on the hill is about 100m long) So I freaked out and ran to a tap at the other side of the road, behind a building. Keep in mind, all I was thinking about was tetanus, so I poured water directly into this hole in my arm. I literally hopped up and down on the balls of my feet immediately, swearing my fucking head off.
My friend laughed his head off.
On top of this shit:
I went home (walked), showed mum this hole in my arm and asked politely to go to the hospital. She said it wasn't necessary (there was a clean 1 inch hole in my elbow, tendons showing) and that I should wash it and put a bandaid on it. Surprisingly, my mum is not a druggie, though with this recommendation, you'd think she was.

Not the only bad skating injury I've had, I've got some bad permanant shit from it. That hole healed up in about a month and it just looks like I just stuck my elbow on a superheated bottle cap now.

Another time, I was at the skatepark and I decided to try the quarterpipe, for my first time. So I rocketed up to it, launched, and came down. Turned horizontally. I put my left arm out to cushion the fall. Considering I'd just flown one and a half meters above the lip of the pipe, not a good idea. I came down really fucking hard on my wrist, which literally jammed. Locked up. Couldn't twist it at all.

So I called mum, and she arrived as usual.
"Hospital please, mum."
"Put ice on it"

So I did, and since then my wrist will not turn smoothly at all. It gets halfway round, jams for a second, and then turns. Does that EVERY time I twist it.
It's calcified now, so no hope of ever fixing it.

The only reason I've never broken one bone, I think, is because I ONLY drink milk. Nothing else. Ever.

Anyway /rant.

i've broken 12 bones :V not even kidding

Giantz has broken a total of 0 bones.

I haven't even been in a life threantening accident...yet.

Oh yeah. Going down some stairs on my bike, and I slammed into the handlebars and scratched my..... heh.

yeah... i was mowin the lawn, banged my shin of a tree stump
it was a nice little puncture-induced gauge...
left a scar shaped like a heart! <3

I was grooming my llama, and he doesnt like it.

so he crushed me against the wall, and it didnt hurt or anything, but i had my phone in my pocket, and it cracked the screen
D: i had to get a new one and it was costly.

Back in fifth grade, we would always play basketball at recess, even in winter.

One time in January when it was very slippery out, we were playing and someone pushes me hard, so I stumble and twist my ankle. I didn't want to look like a pussy to everyone else, so I just walked it off and kept playing.

About five minutes later, before it went numb, the ball rolled towards the end of the parking lot, which was out of bounds. I ran towards it and so did a kid on the other team. He decides to push me in the back. I step on the ball with my bad ankle, the ball slips out from under and my foot slams onto the ground. Even after that I kept playing... I dunno why.