Earlier today, at aproximately 10 PM, GMT 0, i said some bad words about our lord.
I've taken some time to reflect on what i said and i've come to the realization that Jake is so much more than the limitations of realness and physicalities box him up to be. Through Jake, his divine superiority, I have been cleansed enough to see past the filthy brigade of pests and vermin that litter the toribash community with their vile and putrid existance. I hope you can understand this isn't a religion, this is the religion. This is the truth.