Maybe it is a code that we need to crack, and it will reveal the secrets to thiggist's obsession with oddly shaped multi-color dildos.

What if there was like, a shoe shaped dildo that was formed to your foot, so you could really stick your foot up someones ass.

That just sounds painful and weird as fuck. All you need is lube and you can pretty much stick anything up there with some practice

Depends on how big the arse is

Jclark, please don't bring that attitude in this chat.
Size doesn't matter with enough practice.
Also while aku is right, I think the shoe dildo would be much more accessible and more satisfying in most cases.
I'm so glad we're discussing this though guys, <3
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Oh, also my sloth jacket came in the mail yesterday

Post some risque photos of it. Also, wouldn't a shoe dildo just be similar to a pair of crocs?
or would it be more like this?

I'd hope the latter, much more stylish in public.

That is truly great. I would love to wear dick high heels.

Also, I have the opportunity to get a good laptop or a truck.. I'm weighing my options and I can't drive a mac

Omg, granby.
Get a laptop that's not a sack of shit (mac) for half the price.
And then get back the moneys you lost getting the computer in a week or two and get a truck.