If I where to post an application (which this definitely isn't) judging by my belt and post count as well as some of the members possibly seeing my post in forums how much chance between "OMG how could that noob even consider trying to join!" to "we are sending invite now." Is there of me getting in if I put effort into the application? (Chances given between 1 and 10 are also fine by me).
I know this isn't how I should post my apps and I apologise if I am wasting your time but I don't want to rule out any possibilities yet, sorry if this sounds rude. Have a nice day and thank you for reading.