I don't like to be the the one to say this, but the dance wasn't flashy enough. I need a breath of fresh air, something new, something sexy, something revolutionary. It's your job to figure out what that is, good luck.
I was expecting one direction to be playing, and you to be ass bashing yourself with the fluorescent dildos plastered in your hands. 1/10 Shawshank does not approve, you better be good at Tk, son.