Age: 16
Picture of yourself: (Not required, but it'd be cool 'n all.)
Here's a picture you can all masturbate to.
Belt: 8th dan black belt
Why you want to join Pure: I would like to join Pure for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, your clan is full of great, intelligent members and overall, portrays a vibrant scheme of awesome beheld by our humble community. The clan itself seems to present wondrous opportunities for success and I would most certainly wish to be a part of it!
Why we should pick you to be in Pure: Well, clearly my supreme intelligence and good looks cannot be matched by anyone in this community (or anywhere else) and would make me, to the best of my knowledge, a prime candidate to encumber myself in your wonderful clan. I also have a great sense of humor and a like-able disposition that generally is favorable to any social convention. Also, my penis is simply massive.
Were you invited? If so, by who? No, unless inviting yourself counts.
Also, here's a shitty replay of mine that I concocted in a good two minutes, thirty seven seconds.