Name (Real name): My real name is Samuel, you can call me sam if you want.
Gender: I am something between a hippo and a duck, how do I call that? (male anyways)
Age:16
Gmt: Slovakia, +1
Belt: 3rd dan black belt
Why do you want to join: I am going to sum it up in few points: 1) Replay makers. I am sort-of-not-really a replay maker, and being around some of the elites is cool.
2) I can add to the hot bowl of activity, and add a new ingame duckling into the group
3) Even tho you guys are inactive fucks (dont take that seriously, ily guys), the people that are active are cool peeps.
mostly hipo, i "secretely" admire him.
Past Clans: Tea, OverPowered, Lawedan, Yes
Why did you leave your past clan?: Tea- Well, I kinda got bored of the forum only life, and I know you guys are basically the same, but when someone from Tea would come ingame, they would stay for like 5 mins, So even that did not work out. Tea also merged with Inqiusition, so Tea would have been gone anyway.
OverPowered: Died, simple as that
Lawedan: Same thing as OP, died. Altough it was a great clan, my first. It was ore of a school than a clan.
Yes- Really, the only reason I joined Yes was because of I friend I had there, but he quit TB so the only reason for my being in Yes was gone.
What can you offer? : Another active person to the hot bowl, a somewhat-of-a-replaymaker-but-a-bad-one, and an Ingame mate
What underwear color?: Rainbow. (dont hate)
If your Uncle Jack got stuck on an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off?: Of course, Uncle Jack is my only uncle, why wouldnt I help him of an elephant?
Invited by some one?: Other then internet saying "cool" when I told him that I woud apply here sometime, I got nothing here.
Special Skills?: Since I already said replay maker, I have nothing to say, I am a worse artinst than my 5 year old brother.
Are you a funny guy? Prove it: [duck]duck. But no, here is a joke, long butt gold
A manager is sitting at his desk, trying to find new workers for his company. One of the workers comes in to talk about something, but notices a file with the name "Phil Ap" on it. He says "Hey boss, please get this guy in, he is really well known!". So the manager calls the man in, has a talk with him, and right after they want to walk out of the office, they walk up to the Big Boss of the company, who says "Hey Phil, what are you doing here? How is life going man?". The manager thinks to himself "I guess he really is well known". On the other day the manager took Phil on a lunch. As they are eating, they suddenly hear "Hello Phil, how are you doing?". They turn around and see Obama. Phil replies "Nothing much, just applying for this job". The manager think to himself again, "Damn, even the president knows him!". 2 weeks later, he takes Phil on a work trip to Vatican. They are walking on the street when Phil suddenly says "Hey boss, do you see the Pope there? Wait 5 seconds, I will be waving with him there". The manager tries to stop him, but to no avail. After Phil comes down, he sees the manager laying down in an ambulance, he asks "What happend boss?". The manager replies "Well I almost collapsed when I saw you standing there, waving together with the Pope, but I fell down when this chinese guy comes up and asks me "Who is the old guy in white standing next to Phil?".
Sorry if there were some errors, the joke was from my memory and I had to translate it from slovak to english.
Playercard:
Sp/mp replays: Not many MP replays, but Ill dig and try to find some