Soap: Nah, I've gotten pretty lucky with it, actually. Not a bit of metal in me. (Not that's supposed to be there, at least.)
Bleach: Egh.. Broken bones are one thing, but I can't even begin to imagine what getting cut open and worked on like that is like. Do not envy you one bit.
Tool: I do believe you meanOsteomyelitis. Which is a particularly nasty sounding thing. How the hell did you even get that?
Also, guys, we should have more TCT matches coming up soon. It's not been announced who we'll be fighting yet, but are we going to use the same team? We did really well last time, so I'd like to stick with the same teams if everyone else is good with it.