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Yo moma so fat when she walked past the tv you miss five commercials
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Yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can on the street, I said what are you doin? She said moving...
^Lame!
Yo momma so poor she walked threw the front door and ended up in her back yard


P.S. only owns a door
yo momma so fat that when you told her that its chili outside she ran out with a spoon and a bowl