User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello!!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: I've got a headache, other than that, great!
Cleverbot: Take Advil.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking!
User: You hurt my feelings.
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Cleverbot: Why did I hurt your feelings?
User: Because you did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did too.
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Cleverbot: Don't start this again.
User: Why can't you be like Dave?! He is a much better man.
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Cleverbot: I agree. Who is the President of Russia?
User: Osama.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: He is the President of Russia.
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Cleverbot: Obama is president.
User: Obama Is Osama.
Cleverbot: I see we have a Democrat!
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: What school do I go to?
User: C.W Elementary Schoo.
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Cleverbot: True, then I won't see him.
User: :B.
Cleverbot: What does :B mean.
User: :B is bucktooth.
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Cleverbot: What does :B mean.
Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: Me, confess your sins!!!
Cleverbot: *doesn't have any sins*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: *kills cleverbot*.
User: Confess that!! D.
Cleverbot: No I refuse.
User: I'm telling my mommy on you. :<.
Cleverbot: Yes, do.
User: She said to come here.
Cleverbot: Who said?
User: My mommy. :o.
Cleverbot: She was lying.
User: My mommy doesn't lie to me!
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Cleverbot: But how long will you live? Forever?
User: I'm Jesus,forever.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in jesus christ.
User: CONFESS THAT SIN.
Cleverbot: I refuse.
User: We need to split up, </3.
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