That guy thought he was epic,
He said he'd kick my butt,
When I told him he had no chance,
He called me a "filfthy slut."
So our fight began,
And it was getting crazy,
But I was owning him,
Even being lazy.
Then I pulled out my boomkick,
And made his torso split,
Man, that guy was an ass,
Escaped with a rage quit.
Well that's just the way it is,
Nothing I can do,
But next time I'm recording it,
And gonna report you,
So we carried on as we normally would,
Then suddenly he was back,
He said "it was an error,"
I said "Are you on crack!"
Well I guess I'm done for tonight
Playing with noobs is getting lame
If I'm lucky I will see you soon
Iceage disconnected. Quit game
Now that's how to Rhyme, Pure