I was so sad when my last gf left me :(
now I'm banging all of them (joke, I wish I could)
I really thought you were gay all this time. :O You had stated it several times and for some reason I accepted that as reality. You fooled me quite nicely all this time.
Anyhow listen to this:
This song cracks me up every time. This should be depressing for me as I never had a gf but it is the other way around.