Wish granted Prostitute prices would go down

I wish I was in a tv show

Wish denied. Why wish for something that already is? I mean... You've always been in in a tv show... Since the very start! Your entire life has been a lie! Lie i tell you! LIE!!!

Ehm...

I wish i had a pony.

Wish granted here you go Which do you want

I wish I had 6 arms

Wish granted

i wish death comes quick to all i know, not slow and tormentfull

Granted. *Takes out mind erasing pen (Men In Black style)* Now you don't know anyone.

I wish my country had free health insurance.

Granted, serves those Vampires right!

I wish I knew the twilight/Harry Potter fan ratio

Wish denied, its literally impossably know for sure as someone could lie and fuck it up.... not to mention its also literally impossible to interview everyone in the world.... we have so many people we can barely get an acurate reading on how many people there really is in the world.

I wish i could get waffledude, Veb, and Bdo to have a 3-way child and that i could than eat that child.... it would be a mix between waffles, pringles, and toast

Wish granted I will eat all your food

I wish I had Toriprime

Wish granted You're now Hampa, you can do what ever

I wish my whores would stay in line, but there's only one of me

Wish granted (Only if I get a discount on whore #4)

I wish I had a can of soda