HTOTM: FUSION
Threesome with the Australian and American lesbian couple.
Aim big.

<~oyster> i want you to fart near my mouth
Interested to see what you do with your current population.

Also, you might just want to find some incredibly promiscuous nubcake to practice before you try it with the people you're actually chatting with.

Good luck with this, though I can't imagine where you're getting the motivation for this.
Entry 7: I'm not. Gay. (30/6-2010 | 12:36)

There are so many people - men in particular, that are fucking hopeless when it comes to reading profiles and getting a heads-up on preferences BEFORE sending a PM. Since you all seem to enjoy humorous excerpts, here's a particularly amusing example of what I've been going through with increasing frequency:

<homogay> amazing cock
<myself> Um...thanks...I guess.
<homogay> u bi?
<myself> Nope. I'm straight. Having seen my picture I'd assume you had already looked at my profile.
<homogay> yea i know but there are a lot of bi men that are set as straight
<myself> I see.
<homogay> so ure not bi?
<myself> Nope.
<homogay> u sure?
<homogay> bicurious?
<myself> I'd say I'm pretty sure, yes.
<myself> No. Straight. Like an arrow.
<homogay> cmon {note: wtf}
<homogay> don't let it go to waste :D
<myself> I'm not. Gay.
<myself> I appreciate the compliment but I'm really not interested.
<homogay> everyone has a bicurious side
<myself> Well, in that case I'm just not interested in exploring it.
<homogay> u sure
<myself> YES
<homogay> please
<homogay> look at my profile pic
<homogay> tell me u wouldn't mount that
<myself> What? No!
<homogay> as a favor then?
<myself> Still not interested.
<myself> Please, go away.
<homogay> what woud make u interested
<myself> Nothing. I'm serious.
<homogay> are u completely sure
<myself> For God's sake.
<myself> You should rethink your strategy of making me gayer by asking me 500 times.
<homogay> i only need u to pretend
:: homogay added to block list ::
:|

Hard life...
Last edited by CMon; Jun 30, 2010 at 02:17 PM.
Originally Posted by Boredpayne View Post
Good luck with this, though I can't imagine where you're getting the motivation for this.

Well, as mentioned, I've forbid myself from fapping outside of this site.

Besides, the people here are pretty cool. Only a bit freakier than those you'd find in #toribash, and that's just because they are sincere when they start talking about dicks and stuff.
Is there any way you could provide us with the link to your profile?
''The second industrial revolution has yet to be fully experienced by 17% of the world as nearly 1.3 billion people still lack access to electricity.''
Originally Posted by AHD View Post
Is there any way you could provide us with the link to your profile?

Just pm him if you want to see his penis.
:D
Lol, this is the funniest thread I've read today, Good luck with the experiment Cmon.
* MMDES222 ([email protected]) has joined #support
[13:47:19] <MMDES222> How to add a brother to the game to make it (mc)
[13:50:05] <@Stellar> What the fuck did you just say to me


Kristis133 is better than me
Entry 8: Hai, I'm a pretty little camgurl =3 (30/6-2010 | 15:09)

There are two kinds of major issues on this site, apart from homogays that are trying too hard: The first are the spammers, bots that advertise sites, and are fairly easy to spot due to their nonsensical and alien posts, such as "omg i loved seeing u fuck ur girlfriend on cam go to (sexsite) and vote for my best there honey".

I just had the first experience with the second major issue. "Cammies". They're not bots, but they're pretty similar in 'function'. This is how it played out:

<sexygurl8> OMG
<sexygurl8> That's the HOTTEST thing I've ever seen!
<myself> Thanks ;)
<sexygurl8> I'm getting all wet thinking about it...
<myself> Oh really?
<myself> Well, I'm glad you like it :p
<sexygurl8> mmm
<sexygurl8> I'm a little dirty...
<myself> Aren't we all...
<sexygurl8> How would you like to see me on cam while I finger my little cunny, thinking about that big meat of yours
<myself> {quickest response ever} Woah
<myself> That sounds like fun.
<sexygurl8> so would you want to?
<myself> Duh
<sexygurl8> :)
<sexygurl8> Just go to [insert site name here]. I need your cc number but that's only for reference purposes, and then you'll get to see me in a private room.
<myself> Wait what
Suppose the best things in life aren't free...