Than again, this is the "tell a funny story about yourself" thread.

lol hes got u

post it in my thread it is titled ouch!!! its the post your tradegy topic lol

heres 1..

I was about 10... and i was riding my my gf, Sarah. She started chasing me and we were having fun until... well, i wasn't looking in front of me... i hit the side of the pavement and my bike flipped over with me... i landed on the grass and my bike slammed into my stomach... it was painful... but then again funny if u think bak

Did the handle bars hit you?

no, it was the seat. :P then the back wheel in my face

One time when I was five or so I was riding my bike when My butt fell into the back seat while I was on a hill. There was about About 50 feet of pain. After the ride my crotch and ass hurt for around 3 days after wards.

LOL i did the same thing. I hit a jump on my bike when i was little and landed on the back tire. My balls got sucked into the rear reflector and i was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and was in pain for like a week.

But here is a funny thing this kid i know did.
They were hanging out with this kid they really hated because the stupid kids parents forced them to hang out with him. They had this brownie and decided to play a prank on him. They cut it open and dug a little hole out of it and they both spat huge lugies (spit and mucus) into it. Then they put it back together so it looked like it was a normal brownie. They then gave it to the stupid kid and he ate the WHOLE THING. He even liked it. He said "Oh man this is soooo good. It is really moist."

Your really mean patrick. +karma anyway...

I really mean me?? What are you talking about? It was these two kids named Tanner and Sam and they did it to this stupid annoying kid named Alex.