Some think satan as a complete asshole, but hell, if you actually believe this shit.
This Satan gives us a chance of living a decent life. Like party, get drunk, have sex, get high. All that stuff until it meets your personal moral standards, we each have our own.
I'm not even sure what Satanists believe in, I here so many weird things. Like Satan AKA Lucifer is a stronger willed being as he is the only Angel to break free of Gods slavery, which led to Gods fury which casted Lucifer into eternal Hellfire AKA Hell.
Which he became the king to.
Like what the hell? Do you think lucifer could have been just a good guy that partied a little hard and god being a shit in a sack took it to far?