I would drink shit loads of rum, And buy a boat. Sailing the forbidden water's jack sparrow style

Probably browse reddit.

"IAM a guy who only has one week to live! AMA"

I already posted here. Let's do it again.
Eat lots of Bacon. Get diagnosed with Stage 69 cancer. Get a cure. Still die.
Be forever known as The Wielder of the COCKHAMMER and have my face+body draw on the moon for everyone to see.
Become the irl equivilent of Ishi, Siku and Skul combined.

id somehow transform into a cloud of pure swag sailing the 8 oceans because i found a new one, while plundering and thieving every last drop of rum and every last ounce of gold. i would then knock up all the women i find so that my legacy will be carried out all over the world and so all the people can relax in the astonishing glow that my mighty children would illuminate from their swag enriched bodies. then i would climb my way to the top of mt everest to find and befriend a yetti to which he would join my pirate crew which consists of me the yetti reincarnated gandhi jesus the whole autobots team most of the pro rugby players rachel ray (bitches need sum food) and probably the hulk if not thor. we would all demolish the countrysides of middle east africa claiming the life of kony to which we castrate. as u can see it will get crazy. after that we will all move to a secluded island we obtain probably madegascar and have large dog fighting arenas to where all the minorities can bet till their hearts content. there we will make even more cash to add to our earnings. we will then buy out toribash from hampa and burn all of it to the ground while singing satans song and injecting 3 marijuanas. here is where it will ake a turn for the worse because i will turn cannibal and eat all of my crew mates, turn their heads into pieces of art, and live depressed for roughly another 15 hours till i slowly die of whatever the fuck i have.

its simple really

Just let me have the rum at least, You don't have to be a jerk

ill fite you
its all my rum u dirty scallywag

Can I join you're crew and share the rum? But if not I'd make you wear an eyepatch and throw you off the ship.

RAPE

EVERYTHING

Best post in here.


So how would you go about raping a cactus and/or a spiky ball object. With spikes.