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I don't get it

[24/07/2014 15:29:40] Porkchop: i want to eat corn out of your grandpa's *** while he is buttfucking your little sister. Damn straight i dream about my horny *** midget grandma *** my dog in the uretha while i masturbate by shoving goldfish up my anus.

[4:25:21 PM] Chill: Would be bloody hillarious if your wife started calling you xioi.
[4:25:22 PM] Chill: xD
[4:25:33 PM] -Xioi-: Lol
[4:25:44 PM] Chill: Does she even know what toribash is?
[4:25:49 PM] -Xioi-: Yea
[4:25:57 PM] Chill: Cause my girlfriend thinks it's robot porn.
[4:26:02 PM] -Xioi-: Got her to play ot with me some times xD
[4:26:07 PM] -Xioi-: *it
[4:26:17 PM] Chill: Lol'd
[4:27:29 PM] -Xioi-: I showed her as i did a 1k framed parkour
[4:27:40 PM] -Xioi-: She said "looks fucking easy"
[4:27:47 PM] Chill: LOL
[4:27:52 PM] -Xioi-: I laughed my ass of and gave her a try at it
[4:28:08 PM] Chill: Fuck you, made me spit out my water.
[4:28:15 PM] Chill: Then what happened?
[4:28:16 PM] Chill: lol
[4:28:43 PM] -Xioi-: She then after 1 hour of trying. Proceeded to go to the kitchen and didn't say anything
[4:28:49 PM] -Xioi-: i then went to her
[4:28:51 PM] -Xioi-: Said
[4:29:25 PM] -Xioi-: "you were wrong about that. It looks easy. Part right?.
[4:29:39 PM] -Xioi-: She just said
[4:29:53 PM] -Xioi-: Fucking most frustrating shit i've ever done
[4:29:58 PM] Chill: XD
[4:30:04 PM] -Xioi-: I laughed so god damn hard xF
[4:30:06 PM] -Xioi-: *xD
[4:30:15 PM] Chill: I'm crying xD

[7:11:04 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Swedish ppl are known for being hot
[7:11:10 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": lol no
[7:11:10 PM] Yara Sparkle: yes
[7:11:12 PM] Private: fuckin pewdiepie
[7:11:13 PM] Yara Sparkle: yesss
[7:11:16 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i'm the hottest around
[7:11:18 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": deal with it
[7:11:21 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Yes
[7:11:21 PM] Yara Sparkle: pewdiepie isnt that hot
[7:11:24 PM] Yara Sparkle: hes ok
[7:11:25 PM] Private: ikr
[7:11:27 PM] Private: but fangirls
[7:11:28 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: you're hot bruno <33
[7:11:39 PM] Chill: whatbout me
[7:11:40 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: hottest*
[7:11:42 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": that happens when I live in a tropical country
[7:11:46 PM] Private: LOL
[7:11:47 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": fred is the coolest one tho
[7:11:55 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: =D
[7:11:56 PM] Private: I just realized how wide I can open my eyes
[7:11:57 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Chill
[7:11:59 PM] Private: holy shit
[7:11:59 PM] Yara Sparkle: umok
[7:12:02 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Chill
[7:12:06 PM] Chill: huh
[7:12:09 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Gimme a sesies pic
[7:12:14 PM] Chill: what
[7:12:15 PM] Yara Sparkle: lel
[7:12:16 PM] Chill: a what
[7:12:19 PM] Private: *serious
[7:12:24 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Lol
[7:12:33 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: xD
[7:12:36 PM] Private: did I get it?
[7:12:40 PM] Private: YUS
[7:12:41 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Yeah
[7:12:46 PM] Adma: [7:11 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几:

<<< Swedish ppl are known for being hot
[7:12:47 PM] Adma: ^
[7:12:48 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": Yara
[7:12:54 PM] Yara Sparkle: yes ?
[7:12:54 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": what do you think of brazil?
[7:12:56 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": bby
[7:12:58 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": gurl
[7:12:59 PM] Private: lol
[7:13:04 PM] Yara Sparkle: brazil is kul
[7:13:08 PM] Private: ouch
[7:13:10 PM] Private: just kul
[7:13:12 PM] Adma: too fucking hot
[7:13:12 PM] Chill: gtg
[7:13:19 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": exactly
[7:13:22 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i'm too fuckin hot
[7:13:27 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: kul=fun in swedish
[7:13:34 PM] Yara Sparkle: brazil is rlly mixed
[7:13:39 PM] Yara Sparkle: there are black people
[7:13:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Yara
[7:13:47 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i'm half black
[7:13:48 PM] Yara Sparkle: people with white sjins
[7:13:49 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": half asian
[7:13:51 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: You'll love this guy
[7:13:52 PM] Yara Sparkle: skins*
[7:13:52 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": half portuguese
[7:13:52 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3eve5iQdWU
[7:13:56 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": and half half
[7:14:03 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Cuz ur a typical 12 year old girl
[7:14:04 PM] Yara Sparkle: im half dutch
[7:14:10 PM] Yara Sparkle: and half dutch
[7:14:14 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": [7:14 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几:

<<< Cuz ur a typical 12 year old girl
[7:14:18 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": whot
[7:14:20 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": rekd
[7:14:21 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": m8
[7:14:25 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: She is 12
[7:14:35 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: or 13 o.0
[7:14:44 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": oooooh
[7:14:46 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": how cute
[7:14:51 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": you and duncan should be a couple
[7:14:57 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Yes
[7:15:05 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": Aether's pets
[7:15:08 PM] Private: LOL
[7:15:08 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": lel
[7:15:15 PM] Private: poor yara
[7:15:16 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I wish i could sing >.>
[7:15:24 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i can sing
[7:15:28 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": as long as my autotune is on
[7:15:32 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: LOL
[7:17:16 PM] Yara Sparkle: o
[7:17:31 PM] Yara Sparkle: im secretly a 58 yr old pedo fapping to all of ur pics
[7:17:37 PM] Yara Sparkle: c:
[7:17:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: LOL
[7:19:22 PM] Yara Sparkle: ded
[7:19:32 PM] Yara Sparkle: i think everyone is scared now
[7:19:40 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: LOL
[7:19:45 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: no :P
[7:19:48 PM] Private: Private shudders
[7:20:00 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Pr1
[7:20:07 PM] Yara Sparkle: Yara Sparkle doesnt know what shudder is
[7:20:22 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Do u post a pic of urself if I let you see me?
[7:20:27 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: :c
[7:20:37 PM] Private: damn you really wanna see me
[7:20:42 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: yez <33
[7:21:04 PM] Yara Sparkle: same
[7:21:08 PM] Yara Sparkle: show me 2
[7:21:20 PM] Private: alright shitty webcam pic incoming
[7:21:25 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: YAY
[7:21:34 PM] Yara Sparkle: cx
[7:23:32 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": lemme send a picture of me too
[7:23:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: no
[7:23:53 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: u wil mek me jelly
[7:23:55 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: cuz
[7:24:00 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: or too hot
[7:24:01 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: :c
[7:24:26 PM] Yara Sparkle: yessss
[7:24:42 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": http://*******.com/obg3wjy
[7:24:44 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": here
[7:24:51 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: OMG
[7:24:53 PM] Yara Sparkle: im gonna save all of ur pics in my fap folder
[7:24:53 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: SO HOT
[7:25:24 PM] Yara Sparkle: LOOL
[7:25:38 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": seriously now
[7:25:39 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/h...0a1fbe6b_7.jpg
[7:25:50 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i'm white as fuck
[7:25:57 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": but i have a nigga's soul
[7:25:57 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Me to
[7:26:19 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Is that your gf?
[7:26:23 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": no lel
[7:26:28 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: o
[7:26:30 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": its my sister
[7:26:34 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ohhhh
[7:26:35 PM] Yara Sparkle: holy shit
[7:26:40 PM] Yara Sparkle: are u a model
[7:26:41 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Your sister looks good
[7:26:52 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: not as hot as you tho ;3
[7:26:58 PM] Yara Sparkle: IS UR SIS A MODEL
[7:26:59 PM] Yara Sparkle: OMFG
[7:27:07 PM] Yara Sparkle: #jealous
[7:27:23 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": although
[7:27:28 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": my beard is grown now
[7:27:32 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": :O
[7:27:36 PM] Yara Sparkle: ew
[7:27:39 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Cool
[7:27:41 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: BRUNO
[7:27:41 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i look like a woodcutter
[7:27:46 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: GET A MUSTACH
[7:27:49 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: plz C:
[7:27:50 PM] Yara Sparkle: dont
[7:27:53 PM] Yara Sparkle: pls
[7:27:55 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i have the entire beard
[7:28:02 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: but
[7:28:04 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: but
[7:28:04 PM] Yara Sparkle: no wait
[7:28:10 PM] Yara Sparkle: get those italian mustaches
[7:28:10 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: You're 16?
[7:28:13 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": yes
[7:28:18 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ARE YOU FUCKIN 16?
[7:28:25 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: AND HAVE A BEARD?
[7:28:28 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": ye
[7:28:29 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: HOW
[7:28:30 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": yeeeeee
[7:28:33 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": idk
[7:28:42 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Why do i not have that >.>
[7:28:48 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": this is not an actual picture, but this is my with beard and shitz
[7:28:49 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/h...0ae90d5b_7.jpg
[7:28:52 PM] Yara Sparkle: BEARDS ARE NOT COOL
[7:28:59 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": YES THEY ARE
[7:29:03 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: BRUNO
[7:29:06 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: PLEASE
[7:29:17 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I did not shave for 3 fucking months
[7:29:21 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Didn't get shit
[7:29:28 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: >.>
[7:29:36 PM] Yara Sparkle: shave it offfff
[7:29:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: NO
[7:29:45 PM] Yara Sparkle: ur hotter without
[7:29:47 PM] Private: http://i.imgur.com/FWfgZYy.jpg
[7:29:47 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Breads is hot
[7:29:47 PM] Private: rip
[7:29:49 PM] Yara Sparkle: :c
[7:29:53 PM] Private: ik I look young for 17
[7:30:02 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: UMG
[7:30:07 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Ur hair
[7:30:10 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: is nuice
[7:30:19 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": young boy swag
[7:30:28 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: you look like 15 :c
[7:30:29 PM] Private: bruno I'm older than you
[7:30:38 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": you're 1 year older
[7:30:41 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": ;-;
[7:30:45 PM] Private: lol
[7:30:45 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Pr1
[7:30:51 PM] Private: yus
[7:30:52 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: can you get a bread to?
[7:30:57 PM] Private: not even
[7:31:00 PM] Yara Sparkle: u look 5
[7:31:03 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Same.....
[7:31:09 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Bruno have some hax
[7:31:12 PM] Private: ikr
[7:31:15 PM] Private: bruno how
[7:31:16 PM] Private: teach me
[7:31:25 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I only got 1 pic of myself xD
[7:31:36 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i dunno
[7:31:42 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i am the only one at my age
[7:31:47 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": in my school
[7:31:50 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": there are like
[7:31:55 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": 8 people with beards
[7:31:55 PM] Yara Sparkle: mm
[7:32:07 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Guys
[7:32:22 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i would take a picture of me right now
[7:32:27 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I got hair on my chest
[7:32:30 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": but my phone is broken
Yara Sparkle
[7:32:39 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: [7:33 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几:

<<< I got hair on my chest
[7:32:42 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: beat that c:
[7:32:45 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i got hair on my butthole
[7:32:52 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: LOL
[7:32:52 PM] Private: lol
[7:32:58 PM] Yara Sparkle: lol
[7:33:05 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": in fact, I have a lot of hair on my body
[7:33:10 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": but i remove them
[7:33:14 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i know it sounds gay
[7:33:16 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: o
[7:33:20 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: It does....
[7:33:21 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": but I prefer it this way
[7:33:24 PM] Yara Sparkle: i have hair on my head
[7:33:28 PM] Yara Sparkle: is that special
[7:33:32 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": i just dont shave my legs /arms
[7:33:39 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": and my asshole
[7:33:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I feel manly with hair on my chest >.>
[7:33:50 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": because fuck shaving my asshole
[7:34:04 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": if someone ever try to rape me, they'll give up instantly
[7:34:12 PM] Yara Sparkle: lol
[7:34:22 PM] Private: lol believe it or not that's the only reason I could think of too
[7:34:33 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Pr1
[7:34:36 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Sorry
[7:34:45 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: But this is really the only pic i got
[7:34:49 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几:
[7:34:53 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ._.
[7:35:00 PM] Private: LMAO
[7:35:03 PM] Private: that pose
[7:35:12 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Took it for adam
[7:35:16 PM] Private: you kinda look like zeto
[7:35:28 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Dup said that to o.0
[7:35:42 PM] Private: wow it must be true then
[7:35:57 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: I'm zeto nr 2
[7:36:00 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: =D
[7:36:06 PM] Private: or nr 1
[7:36:13 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: Hes older ;c
[7:36:20 PM] Private: rip
[7:36:54 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ye :c
[7:38:29 PM] Adma: okay so what i got from this conversation is that bruno has a beard, shaves most of his hair except his butt hole and limbs, which would make him unrapeable, ifred looks like zeto, and pr1 looks 15
[7:38:37 PM] Private: yup
[7:38:42 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": yep
[7:38:46 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ye
[7:38:47 PM] zec begen s: what
[7:38:52 PM] Private: lol
[7:38:57 PM] Yara Sparkle: idek
[7:38:57 PM] Adma: inb4 best of skype cahat
[7:39:19 PM] Yara Sparkle: im just sitting here and reading about this interesting conv
[7:39:24 PM] zec begen s: what is goin on
[7:39:42 PM] Yara Sparkle: idek
[7:39:47 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: We are talking about ho much I look like zeto
[7:39:58 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: how*
[7:39:58 PM] Adma: [7:24 PM] Yara Sparkle:

<<< im gonna save all of ur pics in my fap folder
[7:39:59 PM] zec begen s: lil bit
[7:40:00 PM] Yara Sparkle: WHO EVEN IS ZETO
[7:40:02 PM] Adma: yara has a fap folder
[7:40:07 PM] Yara Sparkle: yes
[7:40:11 PM] Yara Sparkle: ur in it
[7:40:20 PM] Yara Sparkle: c:
[7:40:23 PM] Private: [7:40 PM] Yara Sparkle:

<<< WHO EVEN IS ZETOBURN HER
[7:40:28 PM] zec begen s: nah
[7:40:30 PM] Yara Sparkle: o
[7:40:33 PM] Yara Sparkle: :c
[7:40:34 PM] Adma: the first time i saw you you didnt even know what hentai is
[7:40:36 PM] Adma: jesus fuck
[7:40:36 PM] zec begen s: use her body first
[7:40:41 PM] Yara Sparkle: LOOL
[7:40:43 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: GUYS
[7:40:45 PM] Yara Sparkle: i was
[7:40:47 PM] Yara Sparkle: 11
[7:40:47 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: ANYONE
[7:40:52 PM] Adma: youre 12 now
[7:40:56 PM] 阝月匚ㅇ几: WHERE CAN I FIND A PIC OF ZETO?
[7:40:56 PM] zec begen s: yes lord
[7:40:59 PM] zec begen s: ffs
[7:41:01 PM] zec begen s: idk
[7:41:02 PM] Adma: youre too old to be fapping young lady
[7:41:02 PM] Yara Sparkle: zayex fucked up my childhood
[7:41:04 PM] Adma: or young
[7:41:05 PM] Adma: FUCK
[7:41:06 PM] Yara Sparkle: sry
[7:41:06 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": 12
[7:41:09 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": its that age
[7:41:16 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": where you learn about yourself
[7:41:27 PM] Bruno "AkumaZZZ": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

adam add a spoiler tag plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls
also add me bcos i'm epix

[8:13:53 PM] Sam The Ich': Do I need to message a GM for a name change?
[8:14:02 PM] Adma: admin
[8:14:04 PM] woof: Admin
[8:14:06 PM] Sam The Ich': Ah
[8:14:09 PM] Sam The Ich': Who are the Admins?
[8:14:14 PM] Sam The Ich': Is Mwah an admin?
[8:14:16 PM] Adma: no
[8:14:16 PM] Zebra the booty warrior™: become Novo
[8:14:19 PM] Adma: hes not even staff
[8:14:23 PM] Sam The Ich': Ishi?..
[8:14:28 PM] woof: http://forum.toribash.com/showgroups.php
[8:14:31 PM] Adma: ishi erth drhax
[8:14:32 PM] Adma: ryan
[8:14:33 PM] Adma: risk
[8:14:36 PM] Adma: who else
[8:14:43 PM] Sam The Ich': DRHAX IS AN ADMIN?
[8:14:43 PM] Sam The Ich': Mfw
[8:14:48 PM] Adma: solax and viper
[8:14:50 PM] Sam The Ich': I dislike DrHax
[8:14:52 PM] Sam The Ich': Alot
[8:14:59 PM] woof: http://gyazo.com/ed059b565d9e34fb90b5aeaefabfbdc2
[8:15:02 PM] Adma: why
[8:15:04 PM] Adma: i like drhax
[8:15:06 PM] Sam The Ich': I just...
[8:15:10 PM] Sam The Ich': It's a long story
[8:15:13 PM] Adma: i have time
[8:15:40 PM] Sam The Ich': I don't care to tell it either
[8:15:40 PM] Sam The Ich': ;)
[8:15:55 PM] Adma: could've said that
[8:16:09 PM] Adma: i like drhax
[8:16:15 PM] Adma: he's coo
[8:16:22 PM] Sam The Ich': Poo*
[8:16:31 PM | Edited 8:16:36 PM] Adma: i guess you can say
[8:16:40 PM] Adma: he's the shit
[8:16:47 PM] Adma: (cool) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[8:18:20 PM] Samuel Miller: Well I just got a new experience at Disney
[8:18:28 PM] Adma: a
[8:18:32 PM] Adma: WHOLE NEW WORLD
[8:18:39 PM] Adma: (cool)