Originally Posted by
Theee
so you get fucked by sluts? or should i pm ryan about that?
NO. SLUTS GET FUCKED WHEN I FUCK SLUTS. I THOUGHT I MADE THIS CLEAR.
Originally Posted by
Raiken
You can not PM Ryan now. I think.
No, but you can still Snapchat him at jackstarblaze. All is not lost!
Originally Posted by
Valterain1
moop
you are my favorite tk player next to logic
fuck cowmeat
You sound like a man who never played with Imsku
Originally Posted by
ZanyT
Amazing,Just Amazing
You sound like a man who never played with me
Originally Posted by
WeooWeoo
There is nothing about this poem that I don't love.
Would you like some more?
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking, suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list.
The girl's dancing was fucking disgraceful. Her macarena moves were all confused, her hulahooping was utterly uninspiring... If she can't handle a dance this technical then she should stick to her fucking colouring in.
Originally Posted by
Rune
Muppy.
<3
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Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.
Originally Posted by
Raiken
I just realized that macarena is good.
Don't humour that bitch she deserves to know the truth she's nothing more than a failed abortion with a hula hoop
Originally Posted by
AlphaN00b
ofc it is.
it make me remember the days when i used to dance it with friends (from like 10 years ago).
and the better thing is i'm a king now and i cant wait to met my qeen in bed :P
You haven't danced the macarena in 10 years?
How can you even think about being my king when you haven't even macarenad in 10 years..?
Originally Posted by
sSLight
moop sucks
Originally Posted by
Theee
cowmeats dick... but thats a different story
meop <3
How dare you be so crude. What we have is special, I wouldn't expect you to understand
Where's your dance?
