HTOTM: FUSION
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"Touch me sexually...but don't be gay!"

Said by a guy I know to one of my friends (who is a guy O_o)
omfg I sell muzik: http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=80455

<veb> I want to see me giving hampa a bj
<veb> :D
<clownhunter> http://clothing.sitesled.com/How_veb...e_is_today.rpl
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"I really don't see the point in all the kids sagging their pants these days. I say the only time someone should be sagging is when they are in a jail cell."
My JROTC instructor.
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"You look really nice in those pants, but you'd look better in mine"

^said to me in a "make me really nervous" contest. She won.
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"There is a time and a place for everything, and that is college" -Chef
"Well, nevermind. We are ugly, but we have the music." -Leonard Cohen
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"The rope glowed mustard red and started smelling like a public privvy."
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.