Front pockets are obviously better because its harder to steal them and they dont break there.
But im forced to put my wallet in my back pocket cause I don't want to buy a new pack of cigs every time I sit down.
Moral of the story is, you can easily steal money from smokers
But im forced to put my wallet in my back pocket cause I don't want to buy a new pack of cigs every time I sit down.
Moral of the story is, you can easily steal money from smokers
You can't fight change. You can't fight nature.
Exciting to be necroposting, haven't done this in a few years;
Sony released some research on the radio disturbances caused by phones in organic matter before the whole "don't water your plants with microwaved water" controversy. They recommended that you do not carry your phone close to your family jewels, but most of the report were washed and no real followup was published until a clown named Grudzinskas from the UK released a few statements that carrying your phone in your front pocket will, I'll quote, “We think this is being caused by a heating of the sperm from the phone and by electromagnetic activity.” on the topic of reduced male fertility in the UK.
Sony released some research on the radio disturbances caused by phones in organic matter before the whole "don't water your plants with microwaved water" controversy. They recommended that you do not carry your phone close to your family jewels, but most of the report were washed and no real followup was published until a clown named Grudzinskas from the UK released a few statements that carrying your phone in your front pocket will, I'll quote, “We think this is being caused by a heating of the sperm from the phone and by electromagnetic activity.” on the topic of reduced male fertility in the UK.
Now doing recoloring for people not in the clan as-well, PM for more info!
PROUD OWNER OF THORN'S GOOD ENOUGH WRITER AWARD!
PROUD OWNER OF THORN'S GOOD ENOUGH WRITER AWARD!
