Lol!

Hilarious!

I gotta try this xD

Stranger: a/s/l?
You: NNNNNN'
Stranger: Sounds hot
You: /p/
Stranger: Mmmmmmm
Stranger: I love retards.
You: Me too. Do you know one?
Stranger: Are you wearing your helmet?
Stranger: Those are sexy.
You: No, But I have a condom oveer my face.
You: :>
Stranger: That will do.
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: a/
You: \o/
You: IM SORY DEAR SIR BUT I GOT HERPES IN THE EAR SO PLEASE BACK OFF OKAY?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



My first :3

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lol i have a hamster
You: DO IT FOO'
Stranger: he's named charles
Stranger: what?
You: DO IT
Stranger: do what?
You: EAT YOUR EARS
Stranger:
Stranger: no thanks
You: YOU HAVE TO
Stranger: no i dont'
Stranger: stop being stupid
You: NO
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: anyway as i was saying
You: WHATEVER IS A MEAN WORD
Stranger: if ur interested still that is
Stranger: no its not
You: IT IS
Stranger: i didnt say it in a mean voice so its not
You: IT IS
Stranger: stop it
You: IT IS
Stranger: its not mean
You: IT IS IT IS IT IS IT IS IT IS
Stranger: just because u got offended doesnt mean i was being mean
You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
You: sERIOUSLY, IT IS.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can say whatever
Stranger: and it can not be mean
Stranger: i say like whatever plus a e.e
You:
Stranger: that means im being mean
Stranger: cuz im rolling my eyes at u
You: >_>
You: >_>
You: My name is Garreth and I enjoy playing with other guys balls.
Stranger: ok are u gonna be nice?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok....
You: Dont count with that.
Stranger: are u on a sports team?
You: Sport is for fgts >_>
Stranger: my brother is a basketball player
You: FAGGOTS I SAY
Stranger: thats a mean word
Stranger: u said whatever is a mean word
You: I also like torturing people with my eyes.
Stranger: but thats actually a more worser word
Stranger: u cant do that
You: I know.
Stranger: thats mean
You: Thats why I said it ;)
Stranger: so u like being mean?
You: Yes. Now bye.
You have disconnected.

Moar.

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Stranger: hi
You: SUP?
Stranger: chating
You: OH
You: I SEE
Stranger: how r u??
You: I'M FINE
You: YOU?
Stranger: great
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I AM FROM MY MOTHER.
Stranger: very funny
Stranger: asl??
You: 35 MALE KANSAS STATE PRISON
You: GOT ANY PICS?
You: PREFERABLY NUDES?
Stranger: fuck off
You: AWWW
Stranger: u ass hole
Stranger: son of a whore
You: JUST A LITTLE NUDE SHOT?
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genius!
I can't stop laughing!

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You: OMG WHAT'S THAT COMING BEHIND YOU?
You: WOW it's my penis!
Stranger: Penis?
You: Ya man
Stranger: Penis not be good thing
You: Your english not be good thing too.
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:V

hahahahhahaha

I cant stop lolling xD

I lost creativity so yeah:

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You: I shat myself.
Stranger: hihi
You: and I smeared it all over my windows
Stranger: ok
You: It was hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol wut.

First chat log.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohay
Stranger: ballsack
You: DUUUUUUUUDE I TOTALLY NEED TO SHIT BRICKS
You: OH SHIT CAPS LOCK STUCK
Stranger: can i blow my load on your chest?
You: YES PLEASE
You: NOW DO EET
Stranger: uuughh. ooooo. gyaaaa.......awwwwwww
You: YOU CERTAINLY SOUND OUTRAGEOUSLY HOMOSEXUAL, SIR
Stranger: hey. i prefer the term african american
You: A HOMOSEXUAL AFRICAN AMERICAN, SURE
You: K
You: DON'T YOU JUST HATE A STUCK CAPS LOCK
Stranger: hey hey. i'm tugging one out while i'm talking to you. is that okay?
You: SURE WHATEVER
You: TEXT DOES NOT AROUSE ME ESPECIALLY, THOUGH
You: ONE SIDED MASTURBATION
Stranger: send me pictures of your elbows
You: THEIR ELECTROMAGNETIC EMISSIONS INTERFERE WITH ALL CAMERAS
You: I HAVE TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY MONITOR TOO
Stranger: describe your balls to me
You: ELLIPTICAL
You: HOLD ON A SECOND WHILE I FIX MY CAPS LOCK
You: there
Stranger: so about your balls.........
You: Calling elliptical glands balls is hardly appropriate
You: WHAT IF MINORS WERE WATCHING
You: ... Wait, what?
Stranger: it's okay. i'm a pedophile
You: K
Stranger: can i come to your house and touch your taint?
You: OOPS CAPS LOCK STUCK AGAIN
Stranger: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I HOPE IT'S NOT WRONG TO COMPULSIVELY PLAY WITH CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME
Stranger: i just came my pants.....bitch
Stranger: if its wrong. i dont want to be right
You: NEXT STEP IS TO DRY IT AND SNIFF LIKE A MAD MONKEY
You: MAD MONKEY!
Stranger: i like the way you think.......nigger
You: O COOL
You: BY THE WAY YOU SUCK AT INSULTING AND I'M ILL TEMPERED
You: AS IF IT WAS TOTALLY RELATED TO THE CURRENT SUBJECT
Stranger: do i suck at insulting. you bitch titted spick monster
You: YES
You: NOW PLEASE GO BACK IN YOUR CORNER
You: YOUR CUCUMBER IS GETTING SOUR
Stranger: i'll suck your dick!!!!
You: TELEKINETIC DICK SUCKAGE
You: INTERESTING
Stranger: ball sweat makes me cum my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!?><>:":
You: REMEMBER THAT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
You: IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE COOL WITHOUT CAPS LOCK
You: THEREFORE I AM MOST DEFINITELY A COOL GUY
You: LOOK AT MY MIGHTY CAPS
Stranger: caps lock- are you ready to unleash the fury?
You: YES THE FUCKING FURY
You: OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
You: Oh great now i'm hoarse
You: Fuck
You: Anyways, time to do something sensible now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And a mildly disturbing one, too.