*Suddenly a huge chasm explodes from the ground, and billions of gallons shoot out of the gaping hole. Right where MYI and Argevald were standing*

<Screaming>MYI: Hey, we're still alive!
<Screaming>Argevald: We're riding the water? That means we-- WHOA WE'RE LIKE MILES HIGH IN THE AIR!
*Argevald and MYI find themselves looking down at a sunset going on in a place five states away*
*Starts falling*
MYI and Argevald: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Previusly On DIAF
Cloren: Oh A Penny!
Barny: Give Me A Hug For That Penny!!!
Cloren: Nevahhh
Narrator: Suddenly A Big Shadow Has Covered Barney And Cloren*
Myi And Ard: GET AWAY!!!!!!
Cloren: Oh....SHI-
*Exploaded like a big nuclear bomb*
Rafa : Look Theres A Nuclear bomb...
Oaks : I See It...
Rafa: i thought ur owned by the lazors...
Narrator : They Walk to the site where ard and myi fall
cloren: Heelp me....Their really hea-
Ard And Myi: Dont Say iT!
barny: THEY ARE REALLY LOVELY!
cloren: gawd...
Duane attempt to decap barny but Rafa Was Targeted..
Rafa: WTF?!
Duane : OUT OF D WAY!!!
Noomy: uhg* spits out oaks body*
Oaks: Here Comes OAKS!!!*bam!*
Duane: SORRY!
Narrator : Now They Travel Where Oaks Head goes...SUDDENLY!
cloren : Hey Its Sasuke..
Barney: Come My LOVE!!!
Sasuke: Oh No BARNY!!!
Narrator : They Traveled To The Desert where oaks head landed
Cloren and Ard : LOOK Sasuke IS GROPING BARNY!
Rafa Noomy Fireless And Duane: WHere
Oaks: Oww man...i cant see it...
Sasuke: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!
Next on diaf...

/invade

Penisly on DIAF

MYI:Oh God
Ardgevald: What the hell was that
Duane: Holy- - -
Cloren: What in the name of...
Barney: Hey Guys! give me a hug
Locker: Oh God! FALCOWN PAWNCH!!!!!!
Barney:Oh No!
Duane: *Fires Lazah*
Barney: Help me Xzibit!
fag : NO *kicks Barney's head off"
Narrator Our heroes found out a shocking truth about barney
Ardgevald: OMG barney's really black
MYI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MYI: *Kicks black barney's hair off*
Fireless: Holy Crap Barney's really
ALL DIAF MEMBERS: HANNAH MONTANA!!!?!?!
Hannah: Hiya
Will Smith: Hey Bitch *fires lazah*
duane: Hooray for Will Smith!

Next on DIAF

hhahaha XD

...
very little to work with.

previously on DIAF:

Will smith: only a days job for me *flys away*
Rafa: ooooookay.... where where we
Ard: i dont know lets ask the narrator
Everybody: looks at narrator
Cloren: OMG cannibles feeding on the narrator
Duane: whaat... damn that was the 8th one we lost today
Cannible: *wipes blood off* hey guys
Rafa: .......... Sup Can
Myi: hey
Cloren: cann
noomy: *spits out another narrator*
Rafa: handy xD
Narrator: but this conversation dint last long...
Kokain: *jumps out of nowhere*
kokain: so you guys thought u can have a clan reunion and try to revive DIAf eh
Ard: koka-
kokain: shutup!!!
kokain: so youre trying to help diaf to now
ard: no its not what it loo-
kokain: *shoots ard in the head*
Rafa: *pulls out m16*
Myi: *pulls out sniper*
kokain: *points gun at rafa and then myi*
kokain: dont u dare...
*explosion*
Spekta: Myi, Rafa we got you surrounded
Fireless: Guns on the floor, hands where i can see them
*silence*
Rafa: *nods at myi*
Cloren: take coooover!!!!
Rafa/MYI: * both dive into the floor and fire at kokain*
Kokain: X.X
Fireless: *fires*
Spekta: *talks in radio*
*roof explodes forming a hole*
David Fee on chopter: Diiiie
Choper: *fires missiles*
Rafa/Myi: *throws grenade in the floor*
Rafa/Myi: *jumps through hole*
Cannible: *follows rafa & myi*
Cloren/noomy: *hands in the air*
Spekta: lets take em in for questioning

Next on Diaf...

i rofl'd

i make the most epic story's =P
now someone continue!!!

AND U didn't add me -_-'

i am not in too

lets kill rafa? XD