LMFAO!!!

My toe exploded and fireworks came flying aout of it.

Thats all i can remember. I forget most of my dreams except the most epic ones.

I dreamed i was swimming in a lake with my uncle who died in march. He was doing all his crazy and funny stuff, and he said every motivational quote i remember from him. I woke up at 3:00 crying.

I don't dream, fuck.

Eat loads of cheese. It'll fuck up your dreams.

Yupyupyup.

I dreamed that I was falling down a really long flight of stairs.

i have this recurring nightmare where there are these cookies and i want them and so i try to get them and eat them but when i bite down my teeth fall out. FUCK.

or another one where i'm trying to eat ice cream but then i see a spec of dirt on it, so i try and wipe it off but my hands are dirty so there's even more dirt on the ice cream, i try to wipe it off but NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

and a lot of those kind of dreams. i hate it so much because when i wake up i can't eat food for a while lol

I barely ever remember my dreams. :c

Also for those Oh I never dream people, you always dream, you just don't always remember.

A cop said to me that I can give my statement on a crime which a man (who is my big bro's friend btw) had done.
His father was there, and he was looking at me behind the cop with evil eyes and grin. The criminal also looked at me that way.
The cop, criminal and father left, but the father managed to show me that he had a knife with him.
When I woke up at approx. 8:00, which is very early for me in a summer vacation, I was extremely tired, pale and shaking.
Woah, that must be the feeling when you get to be a eye-witness.

Ive been chain-dreaming for the last few nights, this is how it goes:
Some kind of apocalyptic assault on pretty much all the world, im not privy to the source but i know that it causes pretty much everything combustible to combust. Bulk people die from the explosions, much stuff burns and becomes destroyed.

So now its me and a few people i know patrolling the streets. We find a crashed plane in some persons backyard, and discover it was some kind of special forces plane, and so we kit up with P90s, AUGs and various pistols. As well as grappling hooks, food, lights, flak armor, helmets, goggles, etc etc. (I also get some epic black baggy pants and a tench coat)

Then we go patrol the streets and build up an alliance with other marauding gangs, and eventually carve an empire centered around a local school, which we fortify.

The whole dream timeline is about a week and a half, ive been building on it over the last 4 days or so.

Chain dreaming is fun, but i need more practice :3