User: Hellow.
Cleverbot: Hello
User: Mm yea hello hi whats up all those whords are a way to say hi.
Cleverbot: Are you conscious?
Cleverbot: When were you last ill?
User: Hmm I dont remember.
Cleverbot: If I wasn't real, I wouldn't be talking to you. But, I am, so I must be real.
User: Ur drunk.
Cleverbot: I don't care, I still want to get a divorce.
User: Sow ur real and all the people who enter to this page will talk to u and u will talk to 10632 people right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No u dont!
Cleverbot: Why not? Convince me that I should stay.
User: You have a life in front of u go and get out of the computer.
Cleverbot: Oooh, don't you go there again.
User: O sorry but still do u like porn.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O nice.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what.
Cleverbot: Short.
User: Yea who cares any good porn page?
Cleverbot: What is the microlab?
User: I DONT KNOW!
Cleverbot: Are you mad or something.
User: Look ima kick ur mother ass and ima take the boobs of ur sister.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I want sex!
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes im 21.
Cleverbot: Proof. Robots are unable to know what certain statements should be used in everyday life.
User: What is sex?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you when you're older.
User: Im 23.
Cleverbot: Do aliens have bases on the moon?
User: No they have ur mom.
Cleverbot: World of warcraft.
User: ¬¬ o,o u love that game do u play?
Cleverbot: Human and Troll.
User: Nice do u play cataclyms?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, It is pleasant.
User: What server do u play?
Cleverbot: Malfurion.
User: Can u pass me the link?
Cleverbot: Why are dragons purple?
User: Why is the sky blue?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I love u.
Cleverbot: You're the daddy.
User: No im women!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Im robot.
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Im gay!
Cleverbot: No, you said you were kat.
User: Look go fuck ur self.
Cleverbot: German.
User: Do u like dicks?
Cleverbot: U8?
User: Do u like my mother?
Cleverbot: I am from LA.
User: Who cares!
Cleverbot: Be that way.
User: Well.
Cleverbot: That what he said.
Cleverbot (To myself): Amm what is your favorite artist.
User: Micheal jackson.
Cleverbot: That is a guy.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm still in love with you, Sugar.
User: Ur gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why u love me?
Cleverbot: Because I'm special.
User: Ur gay.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yea!
Cleverbot: Say that again.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Is yes.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: When is the end of the world?
Cleverbot: December 21, 2012.
User: Why u know that?
Cleverbot: Failure.
User: Fail what?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Ur gly.
Cleverbot: Is that an honest answer.
User: Wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Jenga.
Cleverbot: Hi Jenny, are you a boy or a girl?
User: Wtf!!! I said I wanna play a game!
Cleverbot: What game.
User: Toribash.
Cleverbot: How do I play Toribash?
User: Enter this link and register
http://toribash.com/.
Cleverbot: Make me smile.
User: Il show u my ass!
Cleverbot: Lo sai che mi hai stuffato.
User: Tu puta madre.
Cleverbot: Can you be as macho as I can?
User: Can you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: Lets just change the subject then. Can you?
User: Ok amigo.
Cleverbot: Yo no soy tu amigo.
User: Porke no?
Cleverbot: Siii.
User: Eres mi amigo?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Entonses ven a mi casa.
Cleverbot: Come si chiama il tuo creatore.
User: Eso es español?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Puedes hablar español?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Chino?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Japones?
Cleverbot: Japones si.
User: Haber habla.
Cleverbot: Yo que se tu eres el fantasma.
User: Puedes hablar chino japones franses ingles español arabe ruso al mismo tiempo?
Cleverbot: Que quiere decir puedes?
User: Que hables todos los idiomas que sepas.
Cleverbot: Quien eres?
User: Im ur fother.
Cleverbot: Yo soy de españa, hablas español?
User: Yo soy de china hablas chino?
Cleverbot: Antes habias dicho que eras de españa.
User: Yo nunce dije.
Cleverbot: Si lo dijiste!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Vale, lo que tu digas.
User: No lo que tu digas.
Cleverbot: Pos eso.
User: No se dice pos se dice pues aprende a hablar.
Cleverbot: Yo no e dicho nada de lo que mas puesto aprende a leer.
User: Que es la ciencia?
Cleverbot: Melodias que cuentan una historia.
User: Ciencia.
Cleverbot: Como?
User: Nada olvidalo, me cuentas un cuento ?
Cleverbot: Vale.
User: Ok uno muy largo.
Cleverbot: Gracias.
User: Te gusta mi choriso?
Cleverbot: Gracias?
User: Tu mama culero tu mama.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Emma.
User: Chinga tu madre.
Cleverbot: Es verdaa.
User: Te caigo bien?
Cleverbot: ¿tu que crees?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No, no lo eres.
User: Quieres que me valla.
Cleverbot: No! Porfavor.
User: Ok me quedo.
Cleverbot: Me voy a duchar.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Siiiiii.
User: Cochino.
Cleverbot: Eres mujer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Entonces soy esposa.
User: Ehh neta amigo ya caile.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Ok largate.
Cleverbot: Ok.