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Would you rather sit on a dick and suck a Popsicle, or sit on a popsicle and suck dick

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Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
would you rather fight a man with the intelligence of a duck or a duck with the intelligence of a man

why would ishi fight me
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would you rather fight steven beattie with the fighting skill of dwayne "the rock" johnson or dwayne "the rock" johnson with the fighting skill of steven beattie

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Originally Posted by Zelda View Post
Another question, when is this hairstyle going to become a toribash item and why is it taking the item forgers so long?

if they don't get it done within 2 weeks i will delete their usergroup.

Originally Posted by GoldenRox View Post
What's your favorite Smash player? Mine is Bowser just because he's a tank and he hits hard.

tie between ganon and marth, ganon just because his moves are so powerful and his down air is so satisfying, and marth because i've played him since melee, even though he is kind of bad in this game, he's still my boy.

i also play a lot of other peeps, game and watch is really fun, been playing a lot of peach and bowser recently, and luigi/sheik when i get salty and wanna win.

Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
would you rather fight a man with the intelligence of a duck or a duck with the intelligence of a man

probably the duck, it will not be able to suppress its urges for bread, i can use that to distract it while i snap it's neck.

Originally Posted by ed View Post
Ishi, wii u smash?

if so PM details, I wanna at least be able to play one game with you.

i'm a 3ds scrub atm, don't have a wii u yet.


Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
would you rather fight ed with the intelligence of lindso or lindso with the intelligence of ed

lindso is still lindso so lindso


Originally Posted by ed View Post
would you rather fight a witchdoctor with the intelligence of a barbarian or a barbarian with the intelligence of a witchdoctor

barbarian because they don't scale with int.


Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
would you rather fight one man with the intelligence of ten thousand bees or ten thousand bees with the intelligence of one man

i believe the collective hivemind of the bees would drive a human mind insane, so i would go with the guy.



Originally Posted by tertywerty View Post
would you rather fight Oprah who has the help of bees, or bees who have the help of Oprah?


there is no way to survive this fight, all is lost.


Originally Posted by sSLight View Post
would you rather fuck a man who has the shape of a donkey, or a donkey who has the shape of a man

gay4donkeys

Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Would you rather sit on a dick and suck a Popsicle, or sit on a popsicle and suck dick

sitting on a dick would be more comfortable i guess.

Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
would you rather fight steven beattie with the fighting skill of dwayne "the rock" johnson or dwayne "the rock" johnson with the fighting skill of steven beattie

fighting god would be a mistake, at least i would have a chance if the body is human, i will take the rock.

Originally Posted by Zelda View Post
Would you rather fight a bear in a shark costume or a shark in bear costume?


probably the shark in a bear costume, shark teeth are more dangerous and would be covered up, and he lacks the limbs to properly manipulate the bear costume.


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Originally Posted by Redundant View Post
What would keyboards look like if elbows bent the other way?

probably the same but the keyboard would be split in half and fold out either way, then you could fold it back in so you can close the lid if its a laptop


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