it's not my birthday anymore

also hours teach me how to bhop

i want to look cool and die mid jump like the gold nova i am

2016!

You can't bhop in regular servers you dingus

yyyyyyyyyyyes you can

under 300 u/s, but you can do it

There's no point in bhopping if it isn't faster than regular walking

regular walking is 250 ya nerd

But it's impossible to consistently bhop at that speed anymore.

yo dude i bhopped from a to lower tunnel stairs via cw on d2 without going below 270 or above 300.


yo hipo
if u dont script
wanna give me bhop lessons?
im fucking kidding
its obvious


play some jump training maps with me. some trickjumps require bhop. silo can be good for practicing bhop, or this. if you get a perfect bhop you'll be able to clear that jump without long jumping (which im shit at). takes some practice. i'm still struggling with it a bit.

ocean didn't skype me on new years and a tbs of bleach wasn't enough

Happy new year, you majestic faggots!