The "Summer expectations" part actually became a reality for me this past summer.
I was going to like, 2 to 4 beach parties in a day, almost everyday. My modest collection of swimwear couldn't keep up with the number of parties that I was almost constantly being invited to.
I knew forcing myself to get my supple Filipino ass off of my computer chair would pay off, and pay off IT DID.
Also, if only somebody could give me some free stuff, I could be like ... Tyzo, I guess.