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Originally Posted by TempIar View Post
>Pick up some dirt and throw it away from the serpent, into the water.

The dark green fluid has permeated throughout the body.

The dirt sinks into the water, but the serpent does not move.
Humans... I would like to bring up the fact that understanding women is nigh impossible.
Buy me food and tell me I'm cute.
It's actually ridiculously easy to understand women. Ask if you don't know something, and if you're too afraid to do that, just bring chocolate.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
>Inventory
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Apparently no one showed up to the shaolinbostaff tourney, so Temp put everyone's name into a randomizer. I won.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Originally Posted by hawkesnightmare View Post
>Inventory

You have:
pocket calculator
twice-broken pocketwatch
pocket protector
>take sword down
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Originally Posted by hawkesnightmare View Post
>take sword down

You touch the sword. It disappears in a flash of light into your inventory.

The door at the other end of the corridor opens.

You have:
pocket calculator
twice-broken pocketwatch
pocket protector
sword
XD That's hilarious.
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