I tried something on facebook a week or so ago that kind of burnt out called "Quote A Day." The deal was that each day, I would post a quote, and commenters would guess who said it. No googling it. Whoever guessed it got a dollar, and I would stop. The thing was, I came up with all the quotes, so it was nearly impossible for them to get it right. For your amusement, I put them all below:
Those who claim to hold all the answers oft know the least of all.
An intelligent man can safely ridicule stupidity, but only a stupid man would dare ridicule intelligence.
Bigotry is a necessary part of society. It reveals those who have not thought about how their actions will affect others.
And finally
Ignore the deceitful, for you know not to trust them. Be wary of those who seem to be nice, for they are the most deceptive of all. Trust only the lazy, for they lack the motivation to stab you in the back.
For fun, I threw in Death's quote on my status: "Without proper understanding and usage of language, we are little more than savages."