--- Who are you?
Л I am, for all intents and purposes, a human being, a male human being, a human being in high-school, and a human being that plays toribash (surprise, surprise).
On a more in depth note. I am someone who , in my opinion, someone who tries and thinks. I try to be nice. I try in school. I try on my school sport team. However conceited that may sound, I believe that I am a hard worker. The biggest motto for myself is "THINK". I am a firm advocate of thinking before you act, thinking before you speak. I believe that ones mind is their greatest asset, and my mind is the reason that I "try".


--- Why do you want to join this particular clan, as opposed to another clan?
Л When joining a clan, one of the best summaries of what the clan is, tries to be, and puts emphasis on is found directly in the application and what types of applications are excepted. For example, this clan has a VERY in-depth and generally cool application, additionally they don't accept people that don't show effort when they apply. This tells me that one, you place emphasis on being a smart, thinking individual that is not just what one might call "ingame skill"; you wan't your members to be more than that. Furthermore, the applicants you accept (from what I've seen browsing your app thread) are the ones who went above and beyond on their application. (means they filled everything out!)

--- How might you contribute to Metagame, and, in addition, how might the clan be beneficial to you?
Л Now this is the question that is on every application (mostly), not just toribash clan applications, but applications for clubs, colleges, prep-schools, etc. basically EVERYTHING. Whats really poopy though is that this is the one question I have trouble answering. So with that in mind, I think I can bring a helpful hand to the clan. I believe that as player/forum-user I can help with anything that you need (not "everything" but things such as organization, recruiting, etc.). Secondly, I am a newer player (2013), but I "try" (hehehe) to be active on the forum and in-game.

--- What experiences have you had with the game and/or the Toribash forum community?
Л Perhaps the most AMAZING thing that has ever happened to me related to toribash is when in a match of ABD, I dismembered my opponents pec/arm by kissing it (glorified headbutt *replay below*). In all seriousness, it is an amazing game with an amazing and active community. I hope to keep on with this for a very long time.

--- Do you consider yourself an optimist or pessimist? Idealist, or cynic? Explain.
Л What the heck is a pessimist, such a thing doesn't exist in my mind (just kidding). I am so very far to the optimist side of the spectrum that my optimist level is over 9000 (pun intended, if anyone actually gets it). Hopefully you understand by know that I'm an idealist.

--- What is the meaning and/or purpose of life?
Л Purpose: Be Born -> Grow to maturity -> Reproduce -> Die
Meaning: Life doesn't have a meaning, it IS the meaning of just about everything else.

--- What is your stance on morality? Is it objective or subjective?
Л Morality is nearly as tough to classify as love, and both are impossible. Asking if morality is objective or subjective is like asking if a refrigerator is homosexual or heterosexual. The terms don't apply to morality. Although this is arguable, you asked my opinion, and in my opinion morality isn't describable as these because morality is different for everyone (But why isn't it subjective then?) because many people of society believe in some strikingly similar morals. Let me retract my previous statement, morality isn't classifiable because society doesn't know what the hell it is.

--- What is "love"?
Л "The day that a man finds the accurate description for love in the recesses of his brain, all poets will lay down their pencils and become farmers." This quote from by favorite book is my definition. When someone finds the real definition, there will be no more need for music, writing, and poetry related to love.

--- Attach your best replay(s). Both single-player and multiplayer replays are acceptable.
Just got new computer, don't have the best replays yet but here are my best. The "version2" replay is one that I am not proud of and is still a WIP.

--- Include art or any other works that you've made, be they Toribash-related or not.
Л Not the Best and not yet finished, but what the hell, I tried! (its not a man its a robot)

--- Optionally, write a paragraph explaining any other skills that you may have. (If, for any reason, you are unable to meet the above condition for this section, this is not optional.)
Л I don't have the best replays for you, I know and I'm sorry, but if you need me to prove my skill ingame message me and I'll see what you and I can work out. Sorry and thanks fo' yo' cooperation.
Anyway though, I love the piano. I have been playing it avidly since I was about 7 years old. I love music, and I love playing music. I don't know if you want/care about this, but I thought you should know!

--- In which font does this post appear?
Л Courier New (according to Microsoft Word)

--- Provide the name of this character: Л
Л Guillemet or french quotes or angle quotes.

--- What are your thoughts on the application process, in particular, this form? Do you have a specific reason for why you favoured "Hard Mode" over "Easy Mode"?
Л Wow... Best clan application form EVER. This form was really cool, made me think, and will be an excellent way to judge if I should be accepted into Metagame, kudos to you.

--- At least one of the questions on this form, in part or in whole, required you to think in an unusual manner (i.e., shift your mental gears, so to speak). What have you learned about yourself, after completing your application?
Л About myself? Every now and then in school I am forced to write something that reminds/updates my mental status on who I actually am. After completing this, my mind has gone through its most recent update on who I am and all parts of my intellect/opinions.

And for lack of a better way to end this application, I will leave you with this piece of wisdom:
Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

And I'm out!