Secret Santa 2024
Step-sister caught me in a pool with my penis in the jet when I was 9, looking back on that now makes me laugh heartly. I got a lecture from my dad too, and it was at this huge mansion we were invited to stay in by my step-mom's parents. :s
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Not really embarassing to schoolmates, but to explain it to my mom it was.

I got like 5 detentions for backtalking, like really bad, to the teacher. I was like trashtalking and going jerry springer on her.
Is this the Jet you're talking about, Tortele?


Your dick must've been pretty small :P
Well you were only nine so....meh.
Question. Were you masturbating or did it get stuck(somehow)?
Originally Posted by Skky View Post
Is this the Jet you're talking about, Tortele?


Your dick must've been pretty small :P
Well you were only nine so....meh.
Question. Were you masturbating or did it get stuck(somehow)?

Not a powerful jet like that, nimrod. I mean't I put it against where the bubbles came out, sorta like a vibrator from my gay perspective; so it was basically masturbating.
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Originally Posted by tortele View Post
Not a powerful jet like that, nimrod. I mean't I put it against where the bubbles came out, sorta like a vibrator from my gay perspective; so it was basically masturbating.


BUT is it you in the picture?

My first kiss was embarrassing, I just started going out with this girl I liked when I was like 7-8 years old, she got everybody to watch and I kissed her infront of like 20 people and I was really embarrased.

Up to this day I don't kiss my birds infront of people cos it makes me nervous.
I shet myself at my friends house when i was 7. =D
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It happens. ._.
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